Herra Chinky

See, there's this site called Yelp, where you can write reviews of various restaurants, bars, businesses and whatnot.

I posted a crazy number of reviews mostly not reviewing actual establishments but instead ranting about my insane Chinese family, my ridiculous world view, and my everyday life. In the process, I became one of the most "popular" people on the site.

This tumblr is a reposting of some of my favorite reviews.

January 16, 2009

San Tung Chinese Restaurant

1031 Irving St
San Francisco, CA 94122
(415) 242-0828

I’m a chink - and this is the place I take my parents to when they visit. They love it here - fresh thick homemade noodles, amazing dumplings and wontons, and dry fried chicken wings so good you’ll want to hump a street sign while screaming about your lost virginity. Yes, I have issues.

With obligatory service that makes you feel like you’re in China.

It’s all about food yo. If I could give more than 5 stars, I would.

All other chinese restaurants in the city pale in comparison to San Tung.

Also try So - same owners/food but smaller portions, hipper ambiance, and good for those (Wednesday?) nights when San Tung is closed.

3 years ago • Notes