Herra Chinky

See, there's this site called Yelp, where you can write reviews of various restaurants, bars, businesses and whatnot.

I posted a crazy number of reviews mostly not reviewing actual establishments but instead ranting about my insane Chinese family, my ridiculous world view, and my everyday life. In the process, I became one of the most "popular" people on the site.

This tumblr is a reposting of some of my favorite reviews.

January 16, 2009

Momi Toby’s Revolution Cafe & Art Bar

528 Laguna St
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 626-1508

It’s another artsy cafe. Not bad, but not destination-worthy either. Momi Toby’s is kind of like a fuck-buddy, you’re glad they’re there, but it’s not an integral part of life. But sometimes, damn, it feels good. It’s a strong part of the Hayes Valley fabric, and I’m glad it’s here, much like I am glad my fuck-buddy is here.

Right.

Now.

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