Herra Chinky

See, there's this site called Yelp, where you can write reviews of various restaurants, bars, businesses and whatnot.

I posted a crazy number of reviews mostly not reviewing actual establishments but instead ranting about my insane Chinese family, my ridiculous world view, and my everyday life. In the process, I became one of the most "popular" people on the site.

This tumblr is a reposting of some of my favorite reviews.

January 16, 2009

Espetus Churrascaria

1686 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 552-8792

ALL YOU CAN EAT MEAT!!!!

Seriously, though, in addition to meat on swords (LOTS OF IT), they have a decent salad bar (hearts of palm!!) and paella. And they serve a mean sangria.

But you can’t beat the meat. Well you can, but hopefully not in public, and hopefully not in this classy establishment.

I had four servings of the bacon-wrapped chicken. Cause really, I’ll eat anything wrapped in bacon. Even dog crap.

3 years ago • Notes