January 19, 2009

Gardens of Avila

1215 Avila Beach Dr
Avila Beach, CA 93424
(805) 595-7365

The restaurant food was alright, I suppose.  However, I was told I had a very “Oriental-looking face” (the fuck?!? hello, 1955, I’m 2007, nice to meet you!!!!) and the bartender didn’t know how to make a vodka collins, which I honestly think is the bigger character flaw in the larger game of life.