Herra Chinky

See, there's this site called Yelp, where you can write reviews of various restaurants, bars, businesses and whatnot.

I posted a crazy number of reviews mostly not reviewing actual establishments but instead ranting about my insane Chinese family, my ridiculous world view, and my everyday life. In the process, I became one of the most "popular" people on the site.

This tumblr is a reposting of some of my favorite reviews.

January 21, 2009

White Castle

3212 W Addison St
Chicago, IL 60618
(773) 539-2505

A native Californian, this is the first time I’ve ever encountered what all you people maniacally refer to as “White Castle sliders,” introduced to me via Harold and Kumar.

The name “sliders” is tragically appropriate. I’m writing this here review on the toilet.

Thank god for WiFi.

3 years ago • Notes