Flight 001
525 Hayes St
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 487-1001
I don’t know about you, but stylish luggage gets me all hot and bothered. Rawr.
See, I walk into the airport, and there’s a woman, and she’s looking all stylish with her hipper-than-thou luggage and “oh me, i just threw this all together” outfit and nonchalant carefree traveler’s attitude, as if life was just some jet-setting vacation to her. And I want to be with her. I want to cherish her and make sure all her travel needs are met.
So I go to Flight 001 and I spend all money on chic luggage and international destination guidebooks and frou-frou eyemasks and toiletry accoutrements.
Then I realize, I’m not That Guy. I’m not slick or suave or sweet or caring. I’m not jet-setting, and I’m definitely not a metrosexual. So now, I’m just a dumpy Asian guy with pretentious luggage and a perspiration problem. Same as it ever was.
