February 11, 2009

H&M

22 N State St
Chicago, IL 60602
(312) 263-4436

I like breaking fashion rules.  

Rule #1:  Don’t wear Crocs.
Broken.  I can’t even stand having to wear non-resin-molded-to-my-feet shoes anymore.

Rule #2:  Don’t wear Crocs in the rain.
Broken.  It’s been raining.  See why I broke rule 1.  Oh well.

Rule #3:  Don’t wear socks while wearing Crocs.
Broken.  My feet get hella sweaty.  Which is why I like to wear Crocs.  And who likes to hear the *squeak* *squeak* of feet on resin.  Not I.  So I wear socks with them.  Sue me.

Rule #4:  Don’t wear socks while wearing Crocs while raining.
Broken.  Oops.  And ew - stinky.

I stopped in at this H&M with the sole purpose of buying new disposable fun socks, since mine were soaked through the skin, and dude, wet feet sucks.

I came out with a purchase totalling $60.  BUT - I got 5 pairs of socks, a new hat, a scarf, an umbrella, gloves, and a button-up short sleeve!  Oh H&M, I can’t resist your trendy disposable hipper-than-thou charm!

Also, I am a unabashed consumerist whore.

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